Pellau Magazine

you know what i do not understand at times?

MEN

yes you guys other there, i do not understand you all at times at all!!

So i went into school today, walking to my next class and this Big googly e

yed fella stand there staring at my face! wtf?! im like he cah be serious!

so i stand up now watching him in his face n dis boy watching me dead in my eyes! so i bawl "WHAT?!" well he walk off then. i mean come on now guys! if u find a girl attractive tell her nah! doh stand up like a bep and stare straight in a girl face with yah big eyed self! yuh go scare de dam girl away!!!!

steups!!!!

like de other day, me and my girl sitting down, vybzing cuz we doh really have nothing else to do

in a distance, we see these three fellas coming, one rall good looking the other two could use alot of work.

so they walk pass, we did the little flirty smile at the cute one we say iight no ceen we say they gone about their business

lawd on behold, they pass back again 2 mins later, so we say iight no problem we aint pay them much mind.

3mins later they pass again, then after that 2 mins later they pass n watching us again!

they prob pass 10times in 20mins

so on de last time they pass one of them wave so i done vex so i bawl "HELLO!" he was like "gosh u hadda say it with so much attitude?!" buh wah de ass!!!!!! bitch doh knw me n have de nerve so say that i just ignore him yes!

so my girls n i gone to a class, chilling in de back, minding we own business, this hulk lookin fella with a picky mohawk come n asking his "lil group" "them girls new?!"

well if his ass used to be in class he would knw we werent new.

so i said "umm NO we arent"

he sit down, all of a sudden this boy throwin skittles at us tryin to get attention

SKITTLES?! you serious?!!?!?!?!?

nah man! yah sad!

what we look like?! lil kids?! think if you throw candy we go come?!

lol fellas come on nowwwww

ladies and guys i would like to hear about any of your most interesting encounters with the opposite sex....

-Pellau -Uni-girl-jay