Pellau Magazine

Our friend Joanna at Blisstree posted this amazing list of Thanksgiving Inspired Sex Positionsthat we needed to share to brighten your turkey day and help you get down. 

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The Wish Boner- Break a wishbone and whoever wins gets to have their weirdest sexual fantasy fulfilled.

Plymouth Rock Pilgrim Style- Just do the missionary position and only if you mean to procreate.

Pilgrims & Indians- Wear stereotypical outfits and engage in extremely dark role-play.

Basting the Bird- Use a turkey baster to squirt massage oil all on your partner, then go to town heating them up with sweet caresses.

American Football- Competitive intercourse sponsored by Gatorade, whoever finishes first is declared the winner. Go over highlights after.

Second Feast- Incorporate leftovers like George Costanza would.

Parade Float- In honor of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, use some sort of apparatus to suspend yourself like a giant showy balloon.

Pardoned Turkeys- Have celebratory sex like the President of the United States of America just spared your life. Use your imagination.

Black Friday- Find someone at Sears to join you in threesome.

Giving Thanks- Appreciate your partner vocally about intimate things. This might actually be a really good idea.