Pellau Magazine: How Can You Tell If You're Bad in Bed?

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#1 They Look at You Like You're from Mars

Right when you start putting the moves on your significant other, he or she stares at you like earthworms with wings are flying out of your ears. If they look at you like you're from outer space, you're doing something wrong. Very wrong.

#2 You Put It in the Wrong Hole

"Oops! Sorry, honey. Let me try that again." If you have sex like an inexperienced nurse who constantly misses the vein, you need to do a little more research before you have sex again.

#3 They Laugh in Your Face

Has your partner ever burst out laughing while you were trying to pleasure them? You're probably an atrocious mess in bed. You're not the lead in an R-rated comedy! Lovemaking shouldn't be that hilarious.

#4 They Masturbate When You're Done

Leaving your partner hanging is not cool. So if you're really bad in bed, they'll probably take care of their own business after you run out of steam. And if they ask you to leave the room while they do it, you're really pathetic.