Pellau Magazine

1) Men are not out to get you!!! yes i know! it may be shocking! :O but not all men are out to get you huni.! Yes, I am sure we have all been hurt and kicked down and all that stuff from a man but! not all of them are out for just the magically tunnel that we have between our legs. He might actually LIKE your ass! so please do not put him through hell if he doesn't deserve it

2) Men like to work for what they want! Come on ladies its in their nature. They are the "providers"! the quickest way to make sure you never get married to the man you really love is.. GIVE IT UP REALLY EASY! If your passing it out like a candy bar and quoting "oh baby i love you so much you is de only man for me inno" then what would you do to the man that you dont love???? shove it in his face when you see him in the street??? COME ON LADIES! i know we all hate the double standard of "if men do it they are boss if women do it we are whores" but that are you seriously going to let every tom, DICK and harry invade your insides?!

3) Men do NOT like DUMB women who can NOT stand up for themselves. If a guy insults you.. put his ass in check! I am serious. dont sit there and be like "oh that hurt -tears-" because you know what?! He is going to turn around and do that shit again! If he says "aye how you looking fat so?!" tell his ass "CUZ WHEN I SEE UR UGLY ELEPHANT ASS IN MY BED AT NIGHT I GO EAT CUZ IM DEPRESSED!" you honestly think they dont want a women that they know can stand up for themselves?

(if a guy constantly puts you down hunni, your not the problem he is probably very insecure in himself! i had an ex like that and he always put me down, see hes my EX he has the SDS ((small D**K syndrome)))

4) MEN love a Real ass bitch. KEEP IT 100! if you dont like his hair cut tell him! (but in a nice way) if you loved pork before you met him and he hates it, dont say "oh yea i hate it too ewww" no, NO differences make the relationship interesting! it allows you to learn from eachother and grow to love things TOGETHER as a COUPLE trust me its pretty fun!

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5!!!!) Men love your attention, but not the always up in their face attention.. they would annoy you on purpose, they want to feel wanted, like if they are taking you away from something else. they dont want to be the COMPLETE center of your life. because we all know at the end of the day they pull the "im headin out with my boyz babe lataz" and when they do that you pick a night and go out with your girls. they would want your attention. they need it, but ladies that does not mean CLING!

I hope i did not insult anyone with this. Men doh take it to personal its all fun

Leave your comments below!!! I would love to hear your thoughts on things!

-Pellau-Unigirl-Jay <3