Pellau Magazine

We all know that guys are very good at pissing off girls.  It is a talent we have and one we will say we are proud of.  Now do you want to piss off a girl?  Well here are five ways to do that.

#5 Way To Piss A Girl Off  Text Only
Girls still want guys to call them even though we are in a digital age where our lives are spent sending BBMs and Facebook messages.  But a girl still wants a guy to call her once in a while, and if you dont, you will hear about it.

#4 Way To Piss A Girl Off  Only Call When You're Drunk
So a girl yells at you for not calling her, and then you do call her after youve had a few drinks and she gets mad at you.  I thought the whole thing was that its the thought that counts?
#3 Way To Piss A Girl Off  Text Her 3 Months Later
Hey so remember that girl you met at that party last weekend and you said youd call her but you forgot what you put her in your phone as.  Well when you do decide to call her three months later, shes not exactly going to jump right into your arms again.
#2 Way To Piss A Girl Off  Dont Make Any Effort
Girls want you to make a effort and show them that you care.  Even a bootycall wants to feel loved and appreciated for what she does, so go out and be nice so you dont get yelled at later on.
#1 Way To Piss A Girl Off  The Booty Call
If you have a solid booty call and she is good with what she is to you, then my gosh you might just be the luckiest man in the world.  Most girls though hate it when you text them late at night when you are horny and trying to get some.  So send this text with caution my friends.